Open Tabs #001

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💸 Poker Hand of the Week

Final table at the U.S. Poker Open. Four players left. $278k for first.

Michael Rossitto opens from the cutoff at 50k/100k. Christian Roberts calls on 1.2m.
Flop checks through.
Turn: Rossitto checks, Roberts bets 175k into 500k. Rossitto check-raises to 400k.

Then—Roberts rips it all in with Queen-Jack high. For his tournament life.

This hand is what poker is all about.
One of those “you know that I know that you know” spots.

🎥 Watch the full hand

📺 Screen Time

White Lotus is over. RIP meme season. What now?

Here’s what I’m binging while HBO figures it out:

• 🧠 The Studio – Behind-the-scenes chaos of Hollywood. Seth Rogen crushes.

• 🎙 Hacks Season 4 – Jean Smart playing a has-been Vegas comedian + a young jaded journalist. Season 4 off to a hot start.

• 🤐 Your Friends & Neighbors – Jon Hamm, Amanda Peet, Olivia Munn. Two episodes in, promising stuff. Apple doesn’t miss.

Also, Walton Goggins appreciation corner:

🔊 Aggressive Call of the Day

Zulan is about to go nuclear.

Coachella Do-Lab set. Viral moment.
Unreleased track “Forever” dropped the same day as her set (it’s her vocals, too).
This wasn’t luck. It’s her moment to level up.

She’s got momentum, charisma, and vibes for days. EDM TikTok is already obsessed.

🎵 Listen on Spotify
🎥 Watch the Coachella TikTok

Bold prediction: Zulan is the breakout DJ of 2025.

🔀 Vibe Shift

Two vids that hit me this week:

• Articulation Song – A vocal coach reacts to this girl’s voice and it’s just… magic.
  👸 Might be the next Disney princess.
  🎥 Watch here

• Crosswalk Crush – A dating show where you have until the light turns green to spit game.
  Joey Dardano goes off the rails in this one. I immediately became a new fan.
  🎥 Watch here

🎶 Is It a Banger?

I think about this Parks & Rec scene all the time—Tom Haverford’s “Is it a banger?” checklist lives rent-free in my head. Here’s the quick clip if you want a trip down sitcom memory lane: Banger Test

In his honor, here’s a track I’ve been bumping lately:

Jamie Jones & Green Velvet – two legends, two styles, one absolute heater.
But does it pass the test? You tell me.

🎧 Listen here

🔚 Until Next Time

That’s it for Open Tabs #001.

If you made it this far:
✅ You’re tapped in.
🙌 I appreciate you.

This started as a way to turn endless scrolling into something worth sharing—and now it’s real. Let’s go.

Next issue drops Wednesday.
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Peace out,
– Adam (aka Roothlus)